Not literally, honey.

Drew and I were playing a video game today and he said, "Mommy, if you win, are you going to kick me in the booty?" Me, "WHAT?" Drew, "You know, kick me in the booty." Apparently at some point I told him I was going to "kick his booty" while playing.

Control your temperature!

Drew got his feelings hurt today when Peyton wouldn't allow him to help her out of her carseat. They were both tired and on the verge of tears but Drew broke first and yelled out, "she never knows how to control her temperature!"